'Merica Energy Victory

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Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His asnwer? Victory.


The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a litle of valor, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda". In honor of like, we've canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.


  • Sugar-free
  • Zero calorie 
  • No artificial colors
  • 200mg Caffeine
  • Non-proprietary blend