'Merica Energy Not Your Granny's Apple
Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.
We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stiches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.
Now we bring that flavor to your home. Enjoy.
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend